Joining SNO is easy ... and the price is right

There are only two requirements to belong to this group:

(1) You must be more enamored with Italian cars than is emotionally or financially healthy, and
(2) You must not be offended by fellow enthusiasts who change the wheels on their cars, modify
      mechanical systems, or make other changes, such as painting their cars non-stock colors. 

Other than the two points noted above, there are NO rules, NO meetings, NO dues,  NO activities, and NO reasons for joining. 

At the risk of being redundant, we want to emphasize that by joining SNO, you are acknowledging you will pay NO dues, attend NO meetings, receive NO newsletters, and will refrain from mocking non-originale Alfas and other Italian sporting machines ... at least not openly.

Next, send an e-mail to : SNO at gwandrw dot com.                                                
In your message, state that you accept our membership rules and -- though you have no idea why -- you'd like to become a member.  Be sure to include your name, city, state, country, and Italian fun machines you own.  If you want to attach a digital photo or two, we'll put them on the web site.


You have lots of Directors, what do they do
and how can I become one?

If you are the first from your state, country, continent, planet, or whatever criterion we randomly apply, you will become that area's Director. This job comes with NO authority, NO responsibilities, and NO pay, but it does offer an impressive title. All other members from this day forth (July 1, 2009) have been given the title of Director at Large, or simply Director. Again, we have nothing to direct except our individual addictions to Italian sporting machines, we just like handing out titles.